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  • وقتی مامان انگشتشو می کنه تو دهنت تا ببینه دندون در آوردی یا نه . گازش بگیر تا بفهمه که دندون در آواردی !
  • سینه خیز برو جاهای تنگ و باریک تا دست مامان بهت نرسه !
  • اون لیوان پلاستیکی ات که سرش چند تا سوراخ داره می دونی چیه ؟ آب پاشه !
  • مداد شمعی هاتو گاز بزن . نترس سمی نیستن !
  • اگه گفتی کاغذ توالت چند متره ؟!
  • توی تخت خودت نخواب تخت مامان بابا بهتره !

  • می تونی برای هوابیدنت شزط  بذاری مثلا ابن که همه جک و جونورات باهات بیان توی رختخواب !
  • یاد بگیر که در توالت را از تو قفل کنی و هی جیغ بزنی !
  • عادت نکن روی لگن بشینی !
  • یاد بگیر در یخچال رو باز کنی میدونی اداختن تخم مرغ روی زمین چه کیفی داره !
  • آرد +آب =ماکارونی !
  • به مامانت بگو مربی مهد کودک بد اخلاقه

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